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Food Food is an Indian food and lifestyle channel that was launched in January 2011. It is a joint venture between Malaysia-based Astro Overseas Limited (Astro), Sanjeev Kapoor, Kartik Gaikwad and Mogae Consultants. Food Food is available on satellite in India through Tata Sky, Videocon D2H, Airtel Digital TV and other major cable networks and MSOs across India. The channel is also available in US, Canada, UAE, Qatar and Mauritius. Food Food is the first Indian channel that is shot entirely in high definition.
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