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{"type":"general","setup":"What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?","punchline":"Lil Caesars","id":164}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are skeletons so calm?","punchline":"Because nothing gets under their skin.","id":305}
{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":333}
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{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?","punchline":"I’ll ketch up","id":175}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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