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Bed and Sofa is the English name of a 1927 Soviet silent film originally released in the Soviet Union as Tretya meshchanskaya, and is sometimes referred to as The Third Meschanskaya. In addition to the title, Bed and Sofa it was also released outside of the Soviet Union under the alternate titles of Three in a Cellar, Old Dovecots, and Cellars of Moscow. The film gets its Russian title from the street on which the main characters live, Third Meshchanskaia Street.
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Culmore railway station served Culmore and Coolkeeragh in County Londonderry in Northern Ireland.
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Frederick Kenneth Blassie was an American professional wrestler and manager, known by the ring name \"Classy\" Freddie Blassie. Renowned as \"The Hollywood Fashion Plate\", he was a one-time NWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion, and was inducted into the WWF Hall of Fame in 1994. He is regarded as one of the greatest wrestling heels, or villains, of all time.
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