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\"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck\" is an American English-language tongue-twister. The woodchuck, a word originating from Algonquian \"wejack\", is a kind of marmot, regionally called a groundhog. The complete beginning of the tongue-twister usually goes: \"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\" The tongue-twister relies primarily on alliteration to achieve its effects, with five \"w\" sounds interspersed among five \"ch\" sounds, as well as 6 \"ood\" sounds.
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