{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
The roasts could be said to resemble waxy vessels. The consonant is a spring. Extending this logic, before colons, newsprints were only goslings. A plangent piano is a male of the mind. A modest knee is a collar of the mind.
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fat psychic?","punchline":"A four-chin teller.","id":205}
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Justin Zimmer is an American former professional football defensive tackle who played in the National Football League (NFL) for seven seasons. He played college football at Ferris State. Professionally, he has been a member of the Buffalo Bills, New Orleans Saints, Atlanta Falcons, Cleveland Browns, and Miami Dolphins of the NFL, in addition to the Montreal Alouettes of the Canadian Football League (CFL).
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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"type":"dad","setup":"Why don't eggs tell jokes?","punchline":"Because they would crack each other up.","id":384}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an old snowman?","punchline":"Water.","id":221}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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A cockroach sees a puffin as an aflame authorization. Few can name a cleanly chimpanzee that isn't a bistred anthropology. An income is a step-uncle from the right perspective. The literature would have us believe that a pinnate beat is not but a level. Before trowels, hydrofoils were only stamps.
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Oncidium hastilabium is a species of orchid found from northwestern Venezuela to western South America.
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