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Joseph-Victor Leclerc was a French scholar. He was professor of rhetoric at the lycée Charlemagne, then maître de conferences at the École normale, then professor of Latin speech at the Faculté des lettres de Paris, then dean of that Faculté (1832–65) and finally a member of the Institut de France.
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Vyselkovsky District is an administrative district (raion), one of the thirty-eight in Krasnodar Krai, Russia. As a municipal division, it is incorporated as Vyselkovsky Municipal District. It is located in the center of the krai. The area of the district is 1,730 square kilometers (670 sq mi). Its administrative center is the rural locality of Vyselki. Population: 60,271 (2010 Census); 60,239 (2002 Census); 59,436 (1989 Soviet census). The population of Vyselki accounts for 32.2% of the district's total population.
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